Chicken Woody - Serves 2 Sex-crazed Lovers

txgammi's Note:

If you never make this recipe, READ IT! LOL... I came across this recipe quite by accident, and not only did I have a good laugh, it sounds delicious, too. What a unique way of writing a recipe! Will definitely be making it this weekend! Enjoy! (bet it makes you smile)

• Total Time: 35 mins
• Prep Time: 10 mins
• Cook Time: 25 mins

Ingredients:

Servings: 2

• 4 heaving round voluptuous boneless skinless chicken breasts
• 1 (14 1/2 ounce) can Italian-style stewed tomatoes
• 2 tablespoons cornstarch
• 2 teaspoons pre-mixed italian seasoning
• 1/4 cup grated parmesan cheese
• 1 tablespoon obs seasoning (Old Brown Shoe)
• 2 cold beer

Directions:

1. Prep: Set an ambient tone of sultriness by lighting some candles and playing some soft romantic music, then Preheat your oven to 425 degrees.
2. Gently mold the heaving, round, voluptuous, boneless, skinless chicken breasts in a shallow baking pan and caress with your warm fingers, and now close your eyes and remember that time when you were in the backseat of the car with that special someone, the electricity was overwhelming, as you were about to experience oral pleasure like you have never before, you know, the family was coming back from a visit to the Colonel and you and your brother couldn't believe the smells in the car, the bucket of chicken in the front seat made you crazy, remember?
3. (If needed, take a sip of your cold beer for memory enhancement) Wow, what a flashback!
4. Now, cover your breasts with foil of an aluminum consistency and bake until moist, tender and succulent (approximately 20 minutes).
5. Combine the stewed tomatoes, Italian seasoning, and OBS Seasoning in a saucepan.
6. Carefully mix the cornstarch and a 1/4 cup of beer in a plastic cup left over from the neighbor's keg party and stir into the saucepan being careful as not to form lumps.
7. Cook over a low, sensuous, steamy, hot Lousiana August night heat.
8. Uncover your tender breasts and liberally apply tomato mixture.
9. Sprinkle cheese and tease tauntingly for another 5 minutes at 425 degrees.
10. Serve on satin sheets.
11. Side Effects: Heavy breathing, moaning, prolonged petting, profuse sweating, funny faces, and body positions you would never tell your mother about.

Reviews

[mrsteacher22]

This was wonderful! I laughed my head off reading the description! Made a few minor changes- used only 2 chicken breasts, kept the sauce amount the same and added a little tomato sauce and some more beer and cornstarch. (We REALLY like sauce in our house!) Served over pasta and ate it all! Excellent romantic dinner!

[rainbowbrush]

Hi well I can not say much as it will not be put on your page, but lets say that my DH has been away with the RAAF over the last three years and only home four to five months out of all of that. So this is the best chicken recipe we have ever had and some LOL. And also a good laugh. Thank you

[Starrynews]

Delicious! And a funny recipe. I served it with pasta.